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The act of snatching a bitches weave
Girl- “omg this bitch I hate her”
Other girl “bitch yo ugly ass self” *sweave*
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Patrick Swavey 

When you do something so insanely embarassing that, you wish you were never born.
Last time I drank Tequila I got all Patrick Swavey.
Patrick Swavey by bob0011 December 16, 2019
Having an air of confidence, courtesy, and intelligence. A stylish attitude, with high self-esteem.
Tom was really confident and nice today; he had a lot of suave.
Suave by Tom Kane May 30, 2014

Cyber Suave 

Describes one who is amazing at wooing women via text or online chat. Generally not a woman he is involved with. This person is often socially inept in person.
Guy #1: "Aw man this girl I'm chatting with is getting all emotional, talking about feelings and shit, what do I do!?

Guy #2: "Go get Mike. He's the most cyber suave dude I know."
Cyber Suave by Kee03 October 28, 2010

Suave Glob 

The act of ejaculating into one's partners hair, and then proceeding to style her hair with it.
"Hey man I heard Miles gave Jill a suave glob last night in Alex's bed"
Suave Glob by little lewd November 9, 2013

Swavesey village collage 

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)
Swavesey village collage is a shite school
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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