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THE Anime Swordsman 

Person 1: Ugh another anime swordsman.
Person 2: He’s not another anime swordsman, he’s THE Anime Swordsman!
THE Anime Swordsman by Slick_One81 December 24, 2020

Sportman's slap

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.
1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."
Sportman's slap by superjock September 30, 2007

Swordsman 

Basically, a man who fucks alot of hot women. He is not quite a player, nor a pimp. He isn't a heartthrob either. He just fucks hot women and exists.
Father: did you hear that Brad Penny fucked both eliza dushku and alyssa milano?
Son: Wow, what a swordsman!
Swordsman by t7j939 June 18, 2009

pork swordsman 

a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit
backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose
pork swordsman by Sally Struthers September 1, 2003

swordsman 

A man, gay or hetero, who's great at sex or enjoys sex
My fiance is quite the swordsman!
swordsman by Sparki October 5, 2003

Carrot swordsman 

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher
Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱