Shorstman

- The bane of one’s existence

- A teacher who does not teach

AP Stats is a huge Shorstman!!
Dude, my mom didn’t let me go to the party; what a Shorstman!!

Shorstman by Teachers should teach September 27, 2018

Sportsman's Willy 

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

shortan

A person named Jordan who is also very short. Can be used to describe both males and females. Females usually exhibit traits of short hair in order to match the rest of their bodies.

Haha! Jordan, more like Shortan amiright?!
*wheeze*

shortan by Parker Antifa March 27, 2019

sportsman's double 

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

sportsman's double by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007

sportsmans double

A threesome with a guy, a mother, and her daughter

The MILF from work invited me over Friday night. We were having some drinks and then, her even hotter 20 year old daughter came home and joined us! I did a sportsmans double with both of them!!!

sportsmans double by Krakoon June 9, 2007

Sportsman's slap 

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportsman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

Sportsman's slap by superjock September 30, 2007

Shorthand Typing 

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.

Shorthand Typing by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009