swork 

sex work; any paid work that involves sexual or erotic content

Swork is real work.

swork by Posey Lynne June 7, 2022

swork 

abbreviation of school work (s-work).
to work on a project or task related to a school, university or institute.

"Are you free right now?"
"No, I am sworking until 6pm, but we can hang later!"

swork by busy student July 1, 2022

swork 

Self-work. Work you do for yourself such as: personal projects, pursuing your passions, creative projects or creating art that you enjoy

I'm really enjoying the swork I'm doing. I have finally made progress on the projects that I've been wanting to do for myself for a loong time.

swork by jumbotron11199 July 9, 2022

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

Snorking 

Synonym for kissing / making out

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"

Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Snorkums 

A derivative of snookums; that is a playful term of endearment.

This derivation particularly suited to addressing Snork-Maidens

Hello Snorkums

Snorkums by Licentious_one April 14, 2010