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Swarkles 

Is the name for the couple of Barney and Robin of Howi I Met Your Mother, usually used in fandoms. The name comes from the combination of the words Swarley (The name Barney had for an episode) and Sparkles (The last name Robin used while she was a teen singer in Canada, Robin Sparkles)
Oh, I love the Swarkles couple, they are so cute together
Swarkles by yellowumbrella January 30, 2014
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Bavarian Snorkler 

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005
contraction of 'social worker'
That's the sworker that bust into my house with the police and stole my kids illegally
sworker by tuppennyblue June 28, 2012

cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.
That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals
"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"
german snorkle by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007

Brown Snake Snorkler 

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.
Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.