Swolie

When someone gets hit in the penis, it gives them a swolie.

Wispy gave Jon a swolie at the Hong Kong Bar last night.

by sledgbrainerd! October 20, 2008

swoly

When your balls are bigger than your penis

I have one swoly

by Tortilla Jackson June 19, 2014

swoly bible

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.

Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.

by Falco3688 February 24, 2019

Swolie Dome

A person having a larger than average sized head.

Holy shit look, swolie dome! Haha!

by Palumby September 17, 2009

Swoly Water

Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly

Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*

by Hannah Cyr February 25, 2019