Swolito

A sculpted, muscular young man of Hispanic origin who engages in bodybuilding exercises 100℅ focused on aesthetics, often at night. Often appears well-coiffed at the gym with tight-fitting athletic clothes and checks himself out in the mirror frequently. Especially common in the Greater Miami area.

Look at that swolito! He just did ten sets of curls .

by Hellas82 December 28, 2016

swoliosis

The physical condition of extremely high levels of muscle mass and extremely low levels of fat found on the body.

Arnold Swartzenegger suffered from a severe case of swoliosis in the 1970's.

by Robbie C-Shot May 7, 2003

Swoletober

n. The month of the year dedicated entirely to becoming absolutely fucking jacked- not to be confused with No-Shave-November or Fuckfest-February. Swoletober can be run on a point based system, awarding merits for overall mass gain, aesthetics, or strength gains.

During the month of Swoletober Mr. Stolarski thought he was a boss, putting on a total of 10 lbs in his biceps alone, only to find that Mr. Jolly gained 25 lbs, the majority of this pure muscle weight concentrated in his traps, shoulders, pecs, and calves.

by roughrider October 3, 2012

swolita

A sculpted, muscular young woman of Hispanic origin who engages in bodybuilding exercises 100℅ focused on aesthetics, often at night. Often appears well-coiffed at the gym with tight-fitting athletic clothes such as yoga pants and checks herself out in the mirror frequently. Especially common in the Greater Southern California area.
Look at that swolita! She just did ten sets of squats.

Look at that ass! I mean look at that form! she must be a swolita!

by machomango May 9, 2018

solito

An Itailian surname classifying sex, or desperation for sex.

Hey Isabella, give me some Solito

by heythurrrrr July 18, 2009

Swoliosis

The condition of having chronic hard-ons

I may have to see a doctor, I've had a chubby for two days I think I have swoliosis

by Kellerino July 3, 2018

lisbeth solito

One of the hottest girls you'll ever meet. She'll start of ass shy and innocent but then she changes. She can be very smart but she doesn't use her brain very often. She got a hot body too.

Yooo you know that LISBETH SOLITO girl?

by Melicha1438 June 17, 2017