swolecide Share definition Flag The act of metaphorically "killing" your old self and putting all your time and effort into becoming as swole as possible. Becky: Damn, Billy used to be so skinny but now he's swole af. David: Yeah, he committed swolecide. swolecide by InsomniakFTP May 13, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the swolecide mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch