shoecide

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1 / when the shoes you chose completely kill your outfit

2 / the only solution for really ugly shoes

What a great look, oh wait check out the shoes, ahhhh shoecide. That's too bad !!

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shoecide by m3brand October 26, 2010

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shoecide

When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.

Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...

shoecide by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010

Related Words

shoe-cide • shoeicide bomber • shoicide • Shopcident • Shoe-icide

shoe-cide

The act of throwing a shoe at someone out of disgust.

Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al Zeidi threw shoes at George Bush at a press conference, simultaneously committing almost certain shoe-cide and becoming hero and inspiration for millions.

shoe-cide by Pointer of the Obvious April 18, 2009

shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

shoeicide by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.

shoeicide bomber by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

Shoeicide

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".

Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.

Shoeicide by amisstree December 2, 2010

Shopcident

The act of accidentally shopping.

I had a few things in my Amazon basket and did not delete those things I really did not want to buy and accidentally purchased them. This was an unforeseen shopcident.

Shopcident by GruntZog July 3, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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