shoecide

1 / when the shoes you chose completely kill your outfit

2 / the only solution for really ugly shoes

What a great look, oh wait check out the shoes, ahhhh shoecide. That's too bad !!

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shoecide by m3brand October 26, 2010

shoecide

When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.

Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...

shoecide by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010

shoe-cide 

The act of throwing a shoe at someone out of disgust.

Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al Zeidi threw shoes at George Bush at a press conference, simultaneously committing almost certain shoe-cide and becoming hero and inspiration for millions.

shoe-cide by Pointer of the Obvious April 18, 2009

shoeicide 

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

shoeicide by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

shoeicide bomber 

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.

shoeicide bomber by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

Shoeicide 

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".

Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.

Shoeicide by amisstree December 2, 2010

Shopcident 

The act of accidentally shopping.

I had a few things in my Amazon basket and did not delete those things I really did not want to buy and accidentally purchased them. This was an unforeseen shopcident.

Shopcident by GruntZog July 3, 2020