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by swoosh March 12, 2005
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Swooshman

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl
Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.
by amiland May 2, 2022
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Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.
Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.
by YTMOSH October 2, 2012
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The Nike Swoosh

During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.

First used circa 1920.
"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.
by Sir Jeremy September 18, 2018
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Douche Swoosh

A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.
by DuckFarse April 2, 2010
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Tush Swoosh

That move a girl does as she is walking away and thinks she's right about a point she just made and / or something that she did proved she was right and you were wrong. Kinda like making a Nike Swoosh with her tush.
Dude, did that girl just give you the tush swoosh?
by Sunsational August 30, 2009
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SWOSH

SWOSH is a combined word, meaning having swag, but also being posh! Invented by Andy Fowler (overload band member) who has also invented "Bandankles"
"Blair, you're looking pretty swosh today!"
by OverloadFC August 18, 2014
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