swooshy 

To be mellow or down to earth, and or being stoned all together

Hey man pass the blunt,
I cant bro I'm too swooshy

swooshy by Stoners waffles April 26, 2017

swooshy 

A verb when something wont sit still.

person 1: you know, you cant set the pot there!
person 2: why? its the perfect spot,,
person 1: its gonna be super swooshy!
person 2: oh! i understand! it reminds me of my family!

swooshy by Amalz28 October 20, 2020

Swooshy Hair 

The most amazing type of hair for a guy. It is known for its sideways "swoosh". Looks best in blonde, but other colors have been spotted.

Girl: Why do you like dave? He is a slob.
Other Girl: two words. Swooshy Hair.
Both: Orgasmic Sigh

Swooshy Hair by eyoreandpenguinequalbff August 4, 2009

pushy swooshy 

A type of hash or poundable drug that is inhaled in the left ear that after extended use will eventually cause the brain to implode and seep out the rear end as juice.

Your such an idiot! What do you take pushy swooshy?

pushy swooshy by Butterfly nuts April 14, 2009

Swooshman 

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl

Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.

Swooshman by amiland May 2, 2022

Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.

Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.

Swoosh Migration by YTMOSH October 2, 2012

smooshy 

unbearably cute; adorable

Look at that smooshy little girl with her curly hair and polka dots!

smooshy by etoddw January 23, 2010