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To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

swizzeled 

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.
Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.
swizzeled by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand
I am pretty swizzled right now.
Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003
slizzared is the new schwasted. you are sloppy, drunk, high, and fucked up. you may potentially be on drugs. but...everyones coo wit it.
erin: let's get slizzared.
allie: im so slizzared
mikayla: like a G6
slizzared by mikeral September 9, 2010

swizzledick 

Jerry sure is a swizzledick.
swizzledick by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004

swizzled 

The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.
Yo im getting swizzled at the game tonight, fuck if we lose.
swizzled by hotsauce910 March 30, 2011