slizzared

slizzared is the new schwasted. you are sloppy, drunk, high, and fucked up. you may potentially be on drugs. but...everyones coo wit it.

erin: let's get slizzared.
allie: im so slizzared
mikayla: like a G6

by mikeral September 9, 2010

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow

I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go

by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

slizzered

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

Shizzard

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.

I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard

by Ellbobby February 21, 2011

Slizzard Trifecta

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

by Madtown Monstars March 10, 2011

get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

slizzed

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006