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swizle stick 

(noun)- A twisted stick normaly used to stir drinks but if the one holding the "swizle stick" is anoyed enough it turns in to a thret of shoving it down the other's pee hole.
"If you don't pay me for those drinks, I'm going to shove this here swizle stick down your pee hole"
swizle stick by Deidreck April 26, 2009
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T Swizle by JJduby June 20, 2023

SEIZLESS 

SEIZLESS:- Someone who has been given more than a dozen "strobe light attacks" so that he'd still stay in a fake "care home" for people with "phantom fits".
He's seizless! L&Q will need to get the light "strobing" at the right rate to make sure he is unconscious - then we can carry him back and dump him in his ground floor flat in 18b!
SEIZLESS by FABARM January 28, 2019
A kind and loving girl, fun to be around with. Sometimes she can be very annoying and irritating but always found cute no matter what. A Swizel can be bitchy at times but is always forgiven because of her charm and the ability to get what she wants. She is very soft hearted and should not be played around with. A Swizel can get any guy falling for her and knows how to have fun, can be very flirty but is loyal when she likes someone alot. A true friend and not one to lose.
Hey, do you know Swizel?
Yea annoying as hell but the best, I mean who cannot love that girl?

One can find the best personality in Swizel.
Swizel by Nolz01 October 16, 2017

parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.
Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

Serial Swiller 

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.
W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.
Serial Swiller by diogio rome November 27, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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