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Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.
Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.
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Dick swiging 

Wonda Wonderpig has a talent for dick swiging!
Dick swiging by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
Sisilia is the most outgoing and laid back person you will ever meet. She gets her job done, even though she may get distracted. Sisilia is very creative and funny as heck. She will make you laugh within 5 seconds of talking to her. You will always have a great conversation with her. She is very logical, strong, and emotional. If you know a Sisilia, you know she is a party girl and has style like a boss. If you know a Sisilia, you best treat her right because you are lucky to have met her. -Margaret Evie and Maliana
Who is blasting that music?

Must be Sisilia

Who is you favorite aunty?
Gotta be Sisilia
sisilia by inelom January 14, 2021
Sispho is a sweet, confident girl who has great leadership skills. she is always herself and is not afraid to show it even if that means that sometimes she can be a bit intimadating. DO NOT MESS WITH A SISIPHO she will fight you to the death... she will more often than not be the captain of a sports team and when playing against a rival team you know her team WILL win. everyone wants a Sisipho in their life because she is sweet, funny and always has your back. if you have a Sisipho in your life, for gods sake keep her in your life at ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person1: hey did you meet the new girl yet?
person2: ya i think her names Sisipho she seems really confident and outgoing!
person1: i bet everyone is gonna wanna be friends with her1
Sisipho by star4u April 18, 2019
Slang for a Swisher Sweet cigar. commonly made into a blunt with marijuana
imma grab a swisha and a forty and keep the party jumpin
swisha by Chrome April 9, 2006

Sisified 

When you completely shut down someone who has no clue of what they are talking about. It is derived from the nickname of the current president of Botswana who gave a very good speech about the recently lifted elephant hunting ban in the country.
The elephant protester is Las Vegas got sisified
Sisified by Khalangaboyblaq June 1, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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