swisht

to waggle your butt across the floor in a sassy manner.

Oh, he’s doing the swisht.

by thecharacterwannie July 30, 2023

Swishful Thinking

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

by Gohanssj22 July 7, 2020

Swistian

Someone who is Christian and also Swedish

A very nice swistian respects wamen

by CFDave November 2, 2017

Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

swisha

Slang for a Swisher Sweet cigar. commonly made into a blunt with marijuana

imma grab a swisha and a forty and keep the party jumpin

by Chrome April 9, 2006

Swistian

A person of Swedish decent who practices the religion of christianity

"man that pewdiepie guy is a real swistian"
"yeah man"

by adolf hitler ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) November 1, 2017

Swish Pants

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.

Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.

by Willy Pom June 11, 2008