by Unforgiving Youth November 5, 2019
Get the Swinson mug.One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.
“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”
by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019
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by pepi11378 May 24, 2017
Get the ms. swinson mug.Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)
Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon
Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon
Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.
by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013
Get the Ron Swanson Shot mug.The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."
--Ron Swanson
--Ron Swanson
by hamzawesome January 19, 2013
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by amgil October 25, 2018
Get the Ron Swanson mug.a girl who drools over the men of the armed forces, to the point that she will "serve her troops"...if you know what I mean.
by Alan Colins December 11, 2006
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