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swinconis 

a girl who drools over the men of the armed forces, to the point that she will "serve her troops"...if you know what I mean.
The swinconis went to the Marine base and the troops were satisfied.
swinconis by Alan Colins December 11, 2006
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Swindonesque 

A word used to describe something very cheap or poor
"Did you see Bob's swindonesque old prius?"
Swindonesque by Thicc_doggo June 15, 2018

Swintonian 

Swintonian is a male or female who lives or had lived in Swinton, Manchester for a long period of time and believe it to be their home town.
The most famous Swintonian is artist L.S Lowery
Swintonian by Swintonian December 8, 2005

Swindonitis

teenage pregnancy
Latest news: Swindonitis spread follows decline in condom use among youngsters
Swindonitis by Anonymous October 22, 2003

sisconism 

Sisconism, dervied from siscon with the suffix -ism, means you have a consanguinamorous attraction towards your sister.
the way he stares at his sister makes me suspect he's oriented towards sisconism
sisconism by Bobbystrurrew June 13, 2023

Swintoning 

Filtering a picture until your skin is flawless but also copy paper white
Did you see Jake's Grindr picture? He was swintoning so hard he almost blended in with the white wall.
Swintoning by Jimothy Sealion November 9, 2017
Dope, Rad or having to do with Sean O’Grady. Abundance of beautiful inspiring perfection.
Wow, God is swinnis
swinnis by Ogradlord October 23, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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