Swinking

To "swink" someone, or to be swinking, is to cum in a girls face while totally and completely drunk and high at a party. All while being taped.

Yo, my nigga Taylor was swinking on some freshman hoe at last weeks party!

by Jetslag970 October 25, 2012

Swinking

The act of pissing in a sink.

"The toilets were all occupied so I went for a swink"

"I love swinking in other people's houses"

by swinker October 22, 2013

Stinking McDooligan

When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".

"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."

by Palm tree cowboy August 10, 2017

sminking

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.

Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?

by RockyandDan April 29, 2012

Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

Sinking Ship

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

Filthy Stinking Niggers

Something old women say to refer to a group of black people.

Filthy stinking niggers, selling their drugs all over the neighbourhood.

by Carl Mygind March 3, 2011