Made up during a music class when a child spelled the music type Swing wrong. Can be a cover-up for shit or fuck.
by Me January 07, 2005
Swink is a word that can be used in place of any curse words. Unlike many other curse words however, swink will not result in the user getting in any sort of trouble. Swink can also be used for innappropriote things. Swink is an excellent word to use in any situation.
She told me to put my swink away.
I told her to swink off and to go swink her mother.
She makes me feel so swinky some times.
I told her to swink off and to go swink her mother.
She makes me feel so swinky some times.
by CMG 8-) November 11, 2007
When somone or a group of people are very tired, or when they are drunk. Some people also use the word swinko, although it means the same thing. The actual word's origins come from the Old english word ''Swink'' where it meant ''to labour'' or ''slave,'' although after centuries it as picked up the slang meaning of being tired/lazy/drunk.
''Ah sorry mate, can't do tonight, i'm proper swink''
''That boy over there's acting bare swinko''
''Ah fucking hell, them mans are swink''
''That boy over there's acting bare swinko''
''Ah fucking hell, them mans are swink''
by Loco toco. September 17, 2009
To "swink" someone, or to be swinking, is to cum in a girls face while totally and completely drunk and high at a party. All while being taped.
by Jetslag970 October 26, 2012
When one or the other eye of someone under the influence of marijuana's has become so squinted that it temporarily closes, resulting in a slow motion wink.
Stoned+wink=swink
Stoned+wink=swink
by dozombiespoop July 30, 2015
a sexual position/technique in which two gay men(most likely of irish descent) pound each other in the ass furiously.
After orgasm is achieved by both parties, baked potatoes(prepared beforehand) are inserted into the now-open anal cavaties.
After orgasm is achieved by both parties, baked potatoes(prepared beforehand) are inserted into the now-open anal cavaties.
by watermelons March 27, 2004
by swinker October 22, 2013