Swindles
The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.
Swindles by Love handles May 6, 2011
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coty swindles
I was swindled by that guy... again. I can't believe he ripped me off again! Swindles... he cheated while we were betting... God Damn mf Coty Swindles!
coty swindles by screamo1 March 7, 2022
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Spindleshank
Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016
Swindle sheets
Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005
fizzy swindle
When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.
fizzy swindle by SprintTM December 20, 2008
Swindle Cake
Swindle Cake by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010
Fart Swindler
Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .
Fart Swindler by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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