swimich 

After swimming all day, it is the sandwich that ends all sandwiches.

*After a day on the river* Bruh, this is the best goddamn tomato swimich I’ve ever eaten in my fucking life. Let’s watch cartoons, take a nap, and hit the river again.

swimich by Brady1985 June 3, 2020

swimicide 

Commiting suicide by swimming to your death. Word made by Rin Matsuoka in anime 'Free!' and was said in the somewhat parody '50% Off' made by Octopimp.

The one who loses has to commit...Swimicide

swimicide by Swimpuku October 2, 2014

swimicles 

when someone has swim wear that is see through when wet.

Dude, I can see your swimicles.

swimicles by Adam Watson September 27, 2007

SWIMCHIK 

a dumb fuckkin btich who is to lifelessso has to make up s/ns and be a faggggggggyy shit... cant tell peopel to their face that they hate them, dumb scumbag ugly jelous shitbtich fuck u

i wish i was a fag like swimchik

SWIMCHIK by fup April 14, 2005

Swimchurch 

Swimchurch is an excuse to use when you don’t want to do something. Instead of saying “I can’t, I have swimming practice” or “I can’t, I have church”, just say “I can’t, I have swim church.” That way they know you are full of bs.

Gavin: Can’t go, I got swimchurch

Swimchurch by REP YO CITY July 5, 2020

Simich

Another way to say sandwich if you are a fucking weirdo like the person who wrote this....

Person1: I want a sandwich.

Person2: Yes. I would like a sammich too.

Person3: I want a simich!!

Simich by Higekei March 10, 2022