Definitions by Brady1985

Phoner 

The outline of a dude’s smart phone in his front pocket.

Check out Scott’s phoner, girl. He’s clearly packing at least an iPhone 12

Phoner by Brady1985 January 12, 2021

swimich 

After swimming all day, it is the sandwich that ends all sandwiches.

*After a day on the river* Bruh, this is the best goddamn tomato swimich I’ve ever eaten in my fucking life. Let’s watch cartoons, take a nap, and hit the river again.

swimich by Brady1985 June 3, 2020

Bubble Gum Pop 

Any word or phrase that can be deemed sultry followed by a big haired chick from the 80s blowing a bubble with her gum; Loud popping of bubble

I have a good mouth and no gag reflex...

*looks in the mirror*

‘Shawn...you got this’

*bubble gum pop*

Bubble Gum Pop by Brady1985 July 6, 2019

Yext 

Responding to a text a day late. A response to a yesterday text.

Kylee: ‘Hey! Did you get the text about the party tomorrow?’

Next day

Shawn: ‘Girl! I saw that text this afternoon! Totally yexted them back. I’ll be there! Last minute booze I can grab?’

Yext by Brady1985 July 1, 2019