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swelfie by Johnmichael476 December 9, 2013
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Selfie Control
Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.
Selfie Control by J&SilentRubob November 11, 2013
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morning selfie
The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
morning selfie by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
selfish selfie
selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014
Selfie Centered
As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.
During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.
During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.
Selfie Centered by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Go Fuck Your Selfie by mrperson123 January 31, 2018
Selfie Whore
When someone posts multiple pictures of themselves, photographed by themselves, to one or more social media sites (i.e., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) each week for the express purpose of getting others to comment on their pretty-ness. Often times, they may link these selfies with a self-deprecating comment to accelerate other's comments.
{The selfie whore posts a selfie on Facebook with the comment, "I'm trying something new with my hair, but I don't think it turned out good."}
Commenter 1: "No, you look great!"
Commenter 2: "Nah girl, you alwayz looking good!"
{The selfie whore has a momentary feeling of happiness, and then she starts planning her next selfie}
Guy 1: "Hey, why does Tammy post so many selfies on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "She's a selfie whore. She just wants people to tell her she's pretty even though she's fat."
Commenter 1: "No, you look great!"
Commenter 2: "Nah girl, you alwayz looking good!"
{The selfie whore has a momentary feeling of happiness, and then she starts planning her next selfie}
Guy 1: "Hey, why does Tammy post so many selfies on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "She's a selfie whore. She just wants people to tell her she's pretty even though she's fat."
Selfie Whore by Donkey Punching Queen August 31, 2013