the feeling that none of the selfies you justtook were good enough for facebook or instagram so you take them over and over again until you're satisfied.
"Everyone was waiting and getting mad at Jess because she was being selfie-conscious and kept retaking selfies that all looked the same anyway."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'