sweetroll

A very 'valuable' item in both Skyrim and Morrowind. It is a heinous crime to steal a sweetroll.

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" - Some cunt markarth guard

by LadyMiraak March 12, 2018

Sweet Roll

A deliciously-sweet baked good served across all provinces of Tamriel.

"Let me guess... somebody stole your Sweet Roll?"

by Dovahkiin23 November 29, 2011

Parisian sweet roll

Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.

Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.

by Shlomo the Jew May 26, 2003

Sweet Roll

Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?

by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016

Parisian sweet roll

most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.

The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.

by Larry the Arab May 23, 2003

sweet-roll

the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.

Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.

Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?

Steve: yeah dude.

Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.

by JakE October 22, 2006

sweetfull

As in to look fully sweet and adorable yet very tastefull. It would be a combination of tastefull and swett as in innocent, and adorable, thus Sweetfull. Also known as Athena.

"Wow you look really sweetfull today"

by Stormr March 27, 2004