sweet-roll 

the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.

Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.

Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?

Steve: yeah dude.

Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.

sweet-roll by JakE October 22, 2006

Sweet Roll 

A deliciously-sweet baked good served across all provinces of Tamriel.

"Let me guess... somebody stole your Sweet Roll?"

Sweet Roll by Dovahkiin23 November 29, 2011

Sweet Roll 

Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?

Sweet Roll by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016

Parisian sweet roll 

Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.

Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.

Parisian sweet roll by Shlomo the Jew May 26, 2003

Parisian sweet roll 

most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.

The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.

Parisian sweet roll by Larry the Arab May 23, 2003

Bitter-sweet Cinnamon Roll 

A person who can be innocent and sweet but is usually devious and slightly evil; their intentions however, are never meant to harm others

She seems like she's so cute and innocent but I saw her laugh when Dan told that dirty joke. She's such a Bitter-sweet Cinnamon roll

Bitter-sweet Cinnamon Roll by Pickles-Tickles March 25, 2016

Sweet Rolling 

The inability to keep any plans or commitments. Also known as bailing.

I was gonna hang with my friends but I ended up sweet rolling instead.

Sweet Rolling by nolanhater34 April 29, 2022