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A deliciously-sweet baked good served across all provinces of Tamriel.
"Let me guess... somebody stole your Sweet Roll?"
by Dovahkiin23 November 29, 2011
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A very 'valuable' item in both Skyrim and Morrowind. It is a heinous crime to steal a sweetroll.
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" - Some cunt markarth guard
by LadyMiraak March 12, 2018
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the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.
Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.

Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?

Steve: yeah dude.

Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.
by JakE October 22, 2006
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Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?
by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016
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