sweet j 

a good blowjob; head

damn that bitch gives a sweet j.

sweet j by Growcock November 5, 2007

sweet j o 

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".

I'm going to go have a sweet j o!

sweet j o by kipsix October 28, 2010

Sweet Jeebus! 

An expression said (usually shouted!) when startled, stressed, excited, or in disbelief!

1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![

Sweet Jeebus! by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits 

An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.

Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "

Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits by SWEETJESUSCINNAMONTITS! September 28, 2010

Sweet Jesus 

The "Holy Shit!" reaction you get when you scare the crap out of someone (or your pet cat).

Sweet Jesus! Where in the hell did that come from!

Sweet Jesus by slavens (slave-ens) October 26, 2004

Sweet jesus in a hail storm 

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

Sweet jesus in a hail storm by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers 

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017