Sleetmaxing is where you force your ears into the erected state. You clench the muscles on the sides of your head to remove any forehead wrinkles and make your hairline more consistent.
The act of going full scat mode during intercourse. We're talking about eating it, prepped iglooing, smearing it on each other and the walls, throwing it like monkeys at zoo visitors, and eating planned meals to maximize sexual efficiency. Every bit of sex should include your own shit.
Prior to learning scatmaxxing, Michael was just a low-level scatman. But after looking it up and getting a prostitute to agree, John had the best scat-filled night of his life.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!