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Sleetmaxxing

Sleetmaxing is where you force your ears into the erected state. You clench the muscles on the sides of your head to remove any forehead wrinkles and make your hairline more consistent.
You: Bro are you sleetmaxxing?
Me: *Long, winded exhale"
Sleetmaxxing by Suttle March 5, 2024

scatmaxxing

The act of going full scat mode during intercourse. We're talking about eating it, prepped iglooing, smearing it on each other and the walls, throwing it like monkeys at zoo visitors, and eating planned meals to maximize sexual efficiency. Every bit of sex should include your own shit.
Prior to learning scatmaxxing, Michael was just a low-level scatman. But after looking it up and getting a prostitute to agree, John had the best scat-filled night of his life.
scatmaxxing by skibidihamburger April 29, 2026

SmearMaxxing 

the act of "smearing" fecal matter across your partner during sexual conduct
me and stacy were smearmaxxing last night, we had to shower after!

SmearMaxxing 

The act of "smearing" fecal matter across ones partner usually during sexual intercourse
Stacy and i were smearmaxxing so hard we had to shower after!