Sleetmaxing is where you force your ears into the erected state. You clench the muscles on the sides of your head to remove any forehead wrinkles and make your hairline more consistent.
The act of going full scat mode during intercourse. We'retalking about eating it, prepped iglooing, smearing it on each other and the walls, throwing it like monkeys at zoo visitors, and eating planned meals to maximize sexual efficiency. Every bit of sex should include your own shit.
Prior to learning scatmaxxing, Michael was just a low-level scatman. But after looking it up and getting a prostitute to agree, John had the best scat-filled night of his life.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.