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SmearMaxxing 

The act of "smearing" fecal matter across ones partner usually during sexual intercourse
Stacy and i were smearmaxxing so hard we had to shower after!

Smegmaxxing 

Smegmaxxing is a term used within incelculture, and is more specifically related to the looksmaxxxing community. Looksmaxxers try to break down looks into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty. Smegmaxxing describes the process of a male not properly cleaning their male reproductive organ in order to gather an excess amount of smegma. This excess smegma results in an increased level and projection of pheromones, which is commonly known to attract members of the female sex.
"Did you smell Joe walking past earlier? I can tell he's been smegmaxxing lately!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"

Smellmaxxing 

The act of maximizing how you smell, like looksmaxxing but instead of it about physical appearance it’s your scent. Here’s some smellmaxxing tips
-SHOWERING

- Stop use of a loofah/washcloth or scrubber if it begins showing signs of molding or after 3 to 4 weeks of daily use
-Condition and Shampoo hair as it will help with the smell from oils check what hair type and texture to know how often you should shampoo also use shampoo that doesn’t have sulfates and for conditioner silicon.
-For soaps use one that smells nice but check ingredients ones to look out for is Sulfates and food colorings
-There’s more but cologne is a good choice but please don’t smell bad and use cologne to mask the scent as the scents will clash and smell rancid.
Dave: “smelling good king”
David: “yeah Davey you smell good
Davey: “I’ve been smellmaxxing”
Smellmaxxing by trvephilosopher January 24, 2024

sweatmaxxing 

When you stand inside your bathroom naked when you're sick and overheated.
"I am sweatmaxxing right now."
sweatmaxxing by yloflow December 16, 2023

smellmaxxing 

the process of making your scent smell better , most commonly used by incels
person 1:“i just started smellmaxxing this summer”
person 2:” did u finally start putting deodorant?“
smellmaxxing by hendricksonspedster December 27, 2023

smellmaxxing 

A term used to describe who smells better than they used to
Hey man you smell a lot better than before. Are you smellmaxxing?
smellmaxxing by Beamed_byCLR January 8, 2024