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SmearMaxxing 

the act of "smearing" fecal matter across your partner during sexual conduct
me and stacy were smearmaxxing last night, we had to shower after!
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SmearMaxxing 

The act of "smearing" fecal matter across ones partner usually during sexual intercourse
Stacy and i were smearmaxxing so hard we had to shower after!

Smegmaxxing 

Smegmaxxing is a term used within incelculture, and is more specifically related to the looksmaxxxing community. Looksmaxxers try to break down looks into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty. Smegmaxxing describes the process of a male not properly cleaning their male reproductive organ in order to gather an excess amount of smegma. This excess smegma results in an increased level and projection of pheromones, which is commonly known to attract members of the female sex.
"Did you smell Joe walking past earlier? I can tell he's been smegmaxxing lately!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"

sweatmaxxing 

When you stand inside your bathroom naked when you're sick and overheated.
"I am sweatmaxxing right now."
sweatmaxxing by yloflow December 16, 2023

smellmaxxing 

the process of making your scent smell better , most commonly used by incels
person 1:“i just started smellmaxxing this summer”
person 2:” did u finally start putting deodorant?“
smellmaxxing by hendricksonspedster December 27, 2023

smellmaxxing 

A term used to describe who smells better than they used to
Hey man you smell a lot better than before. Are you smellmaxxing?
smellmaxxing by Beamed_byCLR January 8, 2024

Smellmaxxing 

The act of maximizing how you smell, like looksmaxxing but instead of it about physical appearance it’s your scent. Here’s some smellmaxxing tips
-SHOWERING

- Stop use of a loofah/washcloth or scrubber if it begins showing signs of molding or after 3 to 4 weeks of daily use
-Condition and Shampoo hair as it will help with the smell from oils check what hair type and texture to know how often you should shampoo also use shampoo that doesn’t have sulfates and for conditioner silicon.
-For soaps use one that smells nice but check ingredients ones to look out for is Sulfates and food colorings
-There’s more but cologne is a good choice but please don’t smell bad and use cologne to mask the scent as the scents will clash and smell rancid.
Dave: “smelling good king”
David: “yeah Davey you smell good”
Davey: “I’ve been smellmaxxing”
Smellmaxxing by trvephilosopher January 24, 2024
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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