Smegmaxxing is a term used within incelculture, and is more specifically related to the looksmaxxxing community. Looksmaxxers try to break down looks into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty. Smegmaxxing describes the process of a male not properly cleaning their male reproductive organ in order to gather an excess amount of smegma. This excess smegma results in an increased level and projection of pheromones, which is commonly known to attract members of the female sex.
"Did you smell Joe walking past earlier? I can tell he's been smegmaxxing lately!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"
The act of maximizing how you smell, like looksmaxxing but instead of it about physical appearance it’s your scent. Here’s some smellmaxxing tips
-SHOWERING
- Stop use of a loofah/washcloth or scrubber if it begins showing signs of molding or after 3 to 4 weeks of daily use
-Condition and Shampoo hair as it will help with the smell from oils check what hair type and texture to know how often you should shampoo also use shampoo that doesn’t have sulfates and for conditioner silicon.
-For soaps use one that smells nice but check ingredients ones to look out for is Sulfates and food colorings
-There’s more but cologne is a good choice but please don’t smell bad and use cologne to mask the scent as the scents will clash and smell rancid.
Dave: “smelling good king”
David: “yeah Davey you smell good”
Davey: “I’ve been smellmaxxing”
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.