Smegmaxxing is a term used within incelculture, and is more specifically related to the looksmaxxxing community. Looksmaxxers try to break down looks into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty. Smegmaxxing describes the process of a male not properly cleaning their male reproductive organ in order to gather an excess amount of smegma. This excess smegma results in an increased level and projection of pheromones, which is commonly known to attract members of the female sex.

"Did you smell Joe walking past earlier? I can tell he's been smegmaxxing lately!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"

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sweatmaxxing

When you stand inside your bathroom naked when you're sick and overheated.

"I am sweatmaxxing right now."

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smellmaxxing

the process of making your scent smell better , most commonly used by incels

person 1:“i just started smellmaxxing this summer”
person 2:” did u finally start putting deodorant?“

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smellmaxxing

A term used to describe who smells better than they used to

Hey man you smell a lot better than before. Are you smellmaxxing?

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Smellmaxxing

The act of maximizing how you smell, like looksmaxxing but instead of it about physical appearance it’s your scent. Here’s some smellmaxxing tips
-SHOWERING

- Stop use of a loofah/washcloth or scrubber if it begins showing signs of molding or after 3 to 4 weeks of daily use
-Condition and Shampoo hair as it will help with the smell from oils check what hair type and texture to know how often you should shampoo also use shampoo that doesn’t have sulfates and for conditioner silicon.
-For soaps use one that smells nice but check ingredients ones to look out for is Sulfates and food colorings
-There’s more but cologne is a good choice but please don’t smell bad and use cologne to mask the scent as the scents will clash and smell rancid.

Dave: “smelling good king”
David: “yeah Davey you smell good”
Davey: “I’ve been smellmaxxing”

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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