(or Morale Suppression Squad) A group of individuals who can manage to take the
joy out of just about everything. (See buzz
kill). These folks are miserable bastards and tend to hang out together because of their dysfunctional home or personal life.
Since they are miserable bastards The Morale Suppression Team thinks you should be as well. They are the folks who remind you that
whatever you are doing and no matter how much fun you
may be having, whatever it
may be is against the rules or
rude or whatever. No matter how stupid their objection
may be they insist on sucking the life out of any room with their constant sniping, bitching and nit picking. Also See Mother In Law ,Jerry Falwelland Dr
Phil
They are managers who schedule team meetings... on Friday...at 400 PM. They are Elementary
school hall monitors. They are Nuns with metal rulers. They are Resident Assistants in college. They are Parking Enforcement cops who write tickets for parking 3 minutes before the free parking period begins. They are Airline Ticket agent who charge you $75 for being 1 pound over weight. They work in restaurants and refuse to items on the breakfast menu at 9:47. They are Republicans..They are the Morale Suppression Team and more than likely you know one or two or three...
maybe you are one.
Oh shit, put away that
blunt the Morale Suppression Team is coming!
Hey what happened to my
sandwich dude...I wasn't finished!
Sorry dude the Morale Suppression Team came by and
said there was no eating in the study area.