Snapression

The sad feeling you get when you couldn't fit everything you needed into the SnapChat video the first time you recorded it. Then you go to record it a second time, and everything just looks so staged. Also defined as any sadness that arises from SnapChat.

"Wow, my volume was off while the video was playing. I missed everything you said. I'm so Snapressed."

"This video is taking so long to load, it's sending me into Snapression."

Snapression by Christopher Stone December 4, 2013

Voter Suppression 

A devious plot in which Republicans try to prevent those who are likely to support the Democratic

party from voting. Usual targets are African Americans, the poor, and the elderly.

Voter Suppression in Alabama works like this; first they require a state issued ID to vote, then they close all the drivers license stations in the 31 counties that have a black majority.

Voter Suppression by Just_sayin' October 9, 2016

suppression 

-n 1. an overly complicated, overly-syllabled example of public safety radio jargon 2. a way of attempting to sound smart and savvy when referring to the fire department or firefighters 3. one of the best reasons yet to return to 10-codes

Dude, you got the radio, call for suppression to assist us with suppressing this patient.

suppression by frateshaykr October 19, 2008

Morale Suppression Team

(or Morale Suppression Squad) A group of individuals who can manage to take the joy out of just about everything. (See buzz kill). These folks are miserable bastards and tend to hang out together because of their dysfunctional home or personal life.

Since they are miserable bastards The Morale Suppression Team thinks you should be as well. They are the folks who remind you that whatever you are doing and no matter how much fun you may be having, whatever it may be is against the rules or rude or whatever. No matter how stupid their objection may be they insist on sucking the life out of any room with their constant sniping, bitching and nit picking. Also See Mother In Law ,Jerry Falwelland Dr Phil

They are managers who schedule team meetings... on Friday...at 400 PM. They are Elementary school hall monitors. They are Nuns with metal rulers. They are Resident Assistants in college. They are Parking Enforcement cops who write tickets for parking 3 minutes before the free parking period begins. They are Airline Ticket agent who charge you $75 for being 1 pound over weight. They work in restaurants and refuse to items on the breakfast menu at 9:47. They are Republicans..They are the Morale Suppression Team and more than likely you know one or two or three...maybe you are one.

Oh shit, put away that blunt the Morale Suppression Team is coming!

Hey what happened to my sandwich dude...I wasn't finished!
Sorry dude the Morale Suppression Team came by and said there was no eating in the study area.

Morale Suppression Team by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008

snapesession 

A fan term denoting an alleged obsession with the character Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series.

Fan #1: I've kind of got a Snapesession XD
Fan #2: You've been fangirling him that much, huh?

snapesession by Zuks January 28, 2008

Stagpression 

Stagpression is the combination of a Stagnant life with mild or deep depression. It is the emotional equivalent to Stagflation in economics. The Stagnant life part of the emotion can be described as constant boredom, a feeling of uselessness, or hopelessness for the future.

Michael used to have hopes and dreams, but with his current inability to find a job coupled with having nothing fun to ever do, Michael is suffering from the effects of Stagpression, feeling that his life is going nowhere and forces beyond his control are causing it to go that way.

Stagpression by The King of Zing October 7, 2009

Simpression 

When your a simp but with depression

I have simpression

Simpression by Sir-ma’ma June 22, 2020