Swapertunity
Swapertunity by JGirl37 January 24, 2012
Words you can keep
Snaportunity
"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015
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anti-swapatunity
When you glance between the fatty food and the low calorie food and take the low calorie food. But then, you end up eating the fatty food anyway.
Hmm.. Should I take the low calorie food or the high calorie food? I'll take the low calorie food. I'll get more healthy!
One minute later.... Um, I'm hungry again. *Takes fatty food* Mmm, *mouth full* thish ish goof (good)! I'll be sure to do anti-swapatunity agian soon!
One minute later.... Um, I'm hungry again. *Takes fatty food* Mmm, *mouth full* thish ish goof (good)! I'll be sure to do anti-swapatunity agian soon!
anti-swapatunity by flyingnyankitty5555 April 12, 2013
swapportunity
swapportunity by Brizzo123 February 28, 2012
snipertunity
you've found the perfect vantage point. you're well-hidden, you've just reloaded, and along comes the hapless enemy. snipertunity.
snipertunity by phoenix maximus May 4, 2010
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026