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Snaportunity 

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

swapportunity 

an opportunity to barter instead of paying for something
The swapportunity made more sense for her so she simply bartered for what she wanted.
swapportunity by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015

swaportunity 

to swap or switch for something better
Swaping a 500 calorie pizza slice for a 100 calorie salad, is a good swaportunity.
swaportunity by Kriemel January 12, 2012

anti-swapatunity 

When you glance between the fatty food and the low calorie food and take the low calorie food. But then, you end up eating the fatty food anyway.
Hmm.. Should I take the low calorie food or the high calorie food? I'll take the low calorie food. I'll get more healthy!

One minute later.... Um, I'm hungry again. *Takes fatty food* Mmm, *mouth full* thish ish goof (good)! I'll be sure to do anti-swapatunity agian soon!

swapportunity 

The opportunity to swap a higher calorie snack for a Yoplait Light
Swapping a 300 calorie doughnut for this 110 calorie strawberry shortcake is a good swapportunity
swapportunity by Brizzo123 February 28, 2012

snipertunity

the perfect alignment, esp. as in video games, of location, weaponry, and victim.
you've found the perfect vantage point. you're well-hidden, you've just reloaded, and along comes the hapless enemy. snipertunity.