Skip to main content

Snaportunity 

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

snapportunity 

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat
That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!

swaportunity 

to swap or switch for something better
Swaping a 500 calorie pizza slice for a 100 calorie salad, is a good swaportunity.
swaportunity by Kriemel January 12, 2012

anti-swapatunity 

When you glance between the fatty food and the low calorie food and take the low calorie food. But then, you end up eating the fatty food anyway.
Hmm.. Should I take the low calorie food or the high calorie food? I'll take the low calorie food. I'll get more healthy!

One minute later.... Um, I'm hungry again. *Takes fatty food* Mmm, *mouth full* thish ish goof (good)! I'll be sure to do anti-swapatunity agian soon!

snapportunity 

"That was an amazing snapportunity, I can't believe I missed it!"
snapportunity by vhs2015 June 21, 2014

swaportunity 

When a couple that are involved in the swinging lifestyle (wife swapping) have an opportunity to have a good time with another like minded couple or individual.
Near the end of a night of hard partying, Dave and Jenn saw a definite swaportunity after meeting Josh and Marissa.
swaportunity by shaydenee69 June 25, 2012