swandle 

The art of fondling balls. To touch tease with advanced skill.

Dude She swandled me at the truck stop

swandle by xstarscreamx June 19, 2008

Sandler Jew

A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'

Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.

Sandler Jew by Goldst3in January 12, 2013

swadley 

Cousin love.

It’s not gay it’s swadley.

Now is not the time to be swadley. There is people around.

swadley by Swadley August 21, 2020

standle 

A word to be used when you can't stand and/or handle something simultaneously.

Megan keeps saying standle isn't a real word. One of the many reasons I can't standle her.

standle by jaehys June 21, 2021

Swindle sheets 

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

fizzy swindle by SprintTM December 20, 2008

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

Swindle Cake by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010