swan'd

1. If a swan attacks you
2. If you attack a swan specifically with an oar and you loose the fight.

"You just got swan'd"

by Lassadar September 1, 2014

Black Swan'd

Definition 1. To be seduced, or to successfully engage in sexual relations with two women, one having blond hair in color and the other having black hair, at the same time.
Definition 2. To successfully seduce, or be roped into sexual relations with a man being a blond girl with your black haired friend or visa versa at the same time.

Prerequisite: Threesome

Example 1. "Those two chicks Black Swan'd me last night."

Example 2. "Hey Tiffany lets go Black Swan that guy."

by Janitor Pianist January 24, 2011

D-Swan Snorkel

A male puts his nose in another males ass to where the point he can not breathe and he starts to use the other males dick as a breathing apparatus.

Derek: Did you hear about Justin at the party.

Jordan: No, What happended?

Derek: They walked in on him doing the D-Swan Snorkel to this other dude.

Jordan: No Way! Nasty!

by Tim Meyer 09 November 21, 2010

Cincinnati Swan Dive

Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.

Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Atrium swan dive

In law school (or most grad schools), the term for what you feel like doing during finals, diving off the atrium. Almost all law schools have multistory atriums centered in the middle of a high stress environment.

Many law schools have diving programs after finals as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, most atriums lack an adequate diving pool.

Man if I end up studying this same stuff for 16 hours straight I'm gonna do the atrium swan dive.

by LawStudentsEverywhere May 21, 2011

swan dive

Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)

"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"

by VegaTDM November 16, 2007

Bulgarian Swan Dive

(2 beds will be needed and spread atleas five feet apart, a hotel would be prefered) During sex have the woman go on the edge of one bed and spread her legs and create a target while the man goes onto the other bed and attempts to dive his penis into the girl. (some practice may be required,)

It took me 15 attempts to do a bulgarian swan dive on my girl last night

by the weinerman November 19, 2010