swamp taco

Swamp Taco is a sweaty vagina encased by tight yoga pants or spandex. The smell is that of a rotten taco.

When the summer heat came, the Lulu Lemon store was full of swamp tacos.

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Alabama Swamp Taco

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, it is when you diarrhea, not shit, into a woman's vagina and consequently peruse it with your erect penis.

Latisha was a kinky bitch, so she asked her boyfriend to perform an Alabama Swamp Taco on her. Her boyfriend consequently left her.

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When a female smacks you in the face with her vagina

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When two female cousins are doing a 69 on each other.

I heard that Tina and Jenny pulled a Tennessee Taco Swap last night when they were drunk.

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When a woman spreads her legs and squats down to press her vagina right on a surface creating a stamp

I pulled down my underwear, crawled on my boyfriend and taco stamped his thigh

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The mark left on a night club seating surface by the vulva of a pantyless female wearing a short skirt and experiencing nascent menses.

Look! The chick that was just sitting here left a taco stamp! Nasty!

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When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.

Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.

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