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a random word that noah made up. strange guy he is. I have no idea what the word means…
noah: NAHH I SWALESR
me: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
swalesr by ur mums bum May 2, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
A guy who is the average quickscoper he likes a bit of bum n stuff
that guy is soo swalesy
Swalesy by dudeben April 29, 2011
Related Words

Swalestastic 

the ultimate amount of awesometasticity. (see wordawesometastic/word) Origin: Swales + fantastic.
Holy crap, that Poison concert was so awesometastic, it was Swalestastic!
Swalestastic by Vampiro August 24, 2003

Peter Swales 

Has no life and spends all his time on CS (Counter strike) acts like a tough man online but in real life is a real walk over. REALLY SAD!!
"Thats abit harsh" (quoted by Swales just as Im writing this 23/11/04)
Peter Swales by Samuel R Jinks November 23, 2004
Swaler means to be in a bad mood. Like, you better back off if someone is swalering. They would not like you to touch them or make jokes about how three are feeling. So if someone is swalering than leave them alone or buy them food.
Oh, is she in a swalery mood? Is Beyoncé swalering. I've never seen Jasper swaler before.
swaler by aarg14 May 18, 2018

Swalestastic 

Very Poor Film
That film was worse than awful it was Swalestastic
Swalestastic by Kash Simon March 14, 2004
A large family from the market town of St Ives in the South-East of England, although their seeds are suspected to have been sewn further afield as far as Willingham and March.

Often over-active on Facebook, the clan will often congregate around a specific status, often in aid of damning the mass populous of young mothers nationwide.
Swales 1: I can't believe 30k benefits...young mothers should be shot dead and their kids forced to clear the snow so that I can go and see Joey Essex at the box.

Swales 2: Yeh mate I can't believe they don't work for their dollars, not really a reem way to live life.
Swales by ChaddyM99 March 19, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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