Swales 

A large family from the market town of St Ives in the South-East of England, although their seeds are suspected to have been sewn further afield as far as Willingham and March.

Often over-active on Facebook, the clan will often congregate around a specific status, often in aid of damning the mass populous of young mothers nationwide.

Swales 1: I can't believe 30k benefits...young mothers should be shot dead and their kids forced to clear the snow so that I can go and see Joey Essex at the box.

Swales 2: Yeh mate I can't believe they don't work for their dollars, not really a reem way to live life.

Swales by ChaddyM99 March 19, 2012

Swales 

Literally the BEST Rust streamer ever.

Steven: Hey John, did you know Swales is streaming?
John: No, who's Swales?
Steven: Swales is the best Rust streamer on Twitch, get your head out of your ass.

Swales by Itz_Crispyz August 2, 2019

Peter Swales 

Has no life and spends all his time on CS (Counter strike) acts like a tough man online but in real life is a real walk over. REALLY SAD!!

"Thats abit harsh" (quoted by Swales just as Im writing this 23/11/04)

Peter Swales by Samuel R Jinks November 23, 2004

Swagless 

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless

Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless

Swagless by Mr BigG November 26, 2013

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.

Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.

Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

Salesmanipulationship 

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.

A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.

Salesmanipulationship by -spectre- March 20, 2010

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 

Spamton

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022