swagnetism

The inherent ability to attract females to your location, merely through your attractiveness, cleverness, and most of all, swag.

Chris- "Wow, yesterday none of those girls were sitting next to Tommy and now he is knee deep in ham wallets."
Brosef Stalin- "Yeah, he's got some strong swagnetism."

by Brosef J Stalin April 11, 2011

Swaggotism

A subculture of Western society. "Swaggots" wear snapback hats, lens-less glasses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as "facebook/twitter famous") and use the word "swag". They spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to Justin Bieber and 1D. Do NOT attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a "hater". Not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula's, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.

"Omg Justin Bieber is my world, You're just a hater and jealous of his talent" Swaggotism ladies and gentlemen...

by Bhoy95 March 31, 2013

swaggerism

A practice of how one lives his/her life on a daily basis. The knowledge, consciousness and understanding of the self and how one deals with others in each and every situation. It is how one presents him or herself to the world at large, and how that person styles and or handles a given situation. Someone that practices Swaggerism is a swaggerist. The Swaggerism movement is pioneered by Resk 'Que, a social entrepreneur, philanthropist and a philosophical maverick.

Swaggerism is the religion of success and understanding.

by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016

Sagetism

The worldwide belief that Bob Saget is truly God. Many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. Lord Saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. Us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the Lord's actions and opinions to base our religion on.

An example of my true love for Lord Saget:

Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."

by Lord Saget's Humble Disciple June 9, 2007

swagmatism

Swagmatism is when humans or other animals with swag magnetize towards each other.

Shingleback skinks are lizards with lots of swag. Due to swagmatism, they are attracted towards one another.

by Shingleback Skink June 29, 2011

Swagnetic field

A field of swag.

That which contains all swag around an individual making said person immune to haters, basic bitches, and shade throwers.

His Swagnetic Field was so high, even the haters couldn't hate.

by MC Swagsalot January 15, 2014

smognetism

The propensity of cigarette-smoke to be drawn in a particular direction, often from opposite directions simultaneously.

"Smognetism defies all known laws of aerodynamics. Non-smokers tend to be highly smognetic".

by StangFtl January 29, 2010