smognetism

The propensity of cigarette-smoke to be drawn in a particular direction, often from opposite directions simultaneously.

"Smognetism defies all known laws of aerodynamics. Non-smokers tend to be highly smognetic".

by StangFtl January 29, 2010

swagnetism

The inherent ability to attract females to your location, merely through your attractiveness, cleverness, and most of all, swag.

Chris- "Wow, yesterday none of those girls were sitting next to Tommy and now he is knee deep in ham wallets."
Brosef Stalin- "Yeah, he's got some strong swagnetism."

by Brosef J Stalin April 11, 2011