Swaggotism 

A subculture of Western society. "Swaggots" wear snapback hats, lens-less glasses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as "facebook/twitter famous") and use the word "swag". They spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to Justin Bieber and 1D. Do NOT attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a "hater". Not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula's, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.

"Omg Justin Bieber is my world, You're just a hater and jealous of his talent" Swaggotism ladies and gentlemen...

Swaggotism by Bhoy95 March 31, 2013

Swaggitis

A bad ass disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving shit out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter piss for several days. It's mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you've had motherfuckin' swaggitis.

Sorry, i cant go to school today. I have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.

Swaggitis by harry fucking potter April 27, 2010

swaggerism 

A practice of how one lives his/her life on a daily basis. The knowledge, consciousness and understanding of the self and how one deals with others in each and every situation. It is how one presents him or herself to the world at large, and how that person styles and or handles a given situation. Someone that practices Swaggerism is a swaggerist. The Swaggerism movement is pioneered by Resk 'Que, a social entrepreneur, philanthropist and a philosophical maverick.

Swaggerism is the religion of success and understanding.

swaggerism by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016

Swagggismoke 

The way in which a pothead smokes.

Sativa: I smoke papers because i'm Taylor Gang

M-80: Blunts negrosalad! Stop stealing Wiz Khalifa's swagggismoke!

Swagggismoke by SativaLovesPapers January 19, 2011

swagmatism 

Swagmatism is when humans or other animals with swag magnetize towards each other.

Shingleback skinks are lizards with lots of swag. Due to swagmatism, they are attracted towards one another.

swagmatism by Shingleback Skink June 29, 2011

swagmatism 

the force of attraction women feel towards nearby men who have their swag on

did you feel the swagmatism on that one

swagmatism by Killer Wales 2011 July 25, 2011

swagnetism 

The inherent ability to attract females to your location, merely through your attractiveness, cleverness, and most of all, swag.

Chris- "Wow, yesterday none of those girls were sitting next to Tommy and now he is knee deep in ham wallets."
Brosef Stalin- "Yeah, he's got some strong swagnetism."

swagnetism by Brosef J Stalin April 11, 2011