StangFtl's definitions

smognetism

The propensity of cigarette-smoke to be drawn in a particular direction, often from opposite directions simultaneously.

"Smognetism defies all known laws of aerodynamics. Non-smokers tend to be highly smognetic".

by StangFtl January 29, 2010

smogasm

Physiological response to tobacco after an extended period of deprivation.

"After the six hour flight, I experienced a spontaneous smogasm upon reaching the sidewalk".

by StangFtl January 30, 2010

Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010