swagasim

When you see someone who is very attractive and you get aroused and have mental flashes of what it would be like to have sex with them.

I get a swagasim everytime I see Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid Love.

by EllePEss December 15, 2011

swagasmic

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.

Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag

by JimboWales January 6, 2012

Swagasm

When your swag is so rediculously high, when people see you they pretty much cream their jeans out of a pure swagtastic experience.

dude i just walked by Megan" "So?" "She looked at me and had a swagasm right there" "That is soooo chill

by Prendyy October 22, 2010

spagasim

When one has a spagasim one expirences a state that is like an orgasm in relation to sounds but has nothing to do with being sexually aroused, most of the time.

She was walking around the kitchen and had a spagasim when she heard "drop that baccon".

by Caitlin Smith May 10, 2005

Swagasious

The amount of swag somebody oozes, they are just so hot and attractive they become swagasious.

Can also be considered as something somebody does that reeks of swag and makes them swagasious

Boy: Babe, I got new chino's and a some red vans
Girl: Oh my God, now you definitely have swag
Boy: Yer, I'm so swagasious

by Meiklem September 16, 2012

swagasian

BOUJEE Asian people. Have the Nicest Clothes, Cars, Sidebag's(purse) Tatoo's, Shoes etc. Because their Parents are from China(most likely) Korea, Japan Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia & Philippines(small amount, many pinoy's) and own million, billion or trillion dollar companies. All other Asian Countries are pleb to Swagasian's. Likely live in Million Dollar Condo's in Ney York City, Los Angeles, Toronto & Vancouver, Mainly collecting in Vancouver and Toronto ( Downtown & Markham in Particular ). The Locals are not fans. Examples include, Rich Chigga, Rice Gum & Kevin Kwan. Often wearing Gucci, Channel, Elle, D&G, Prada and Louis Vuitton.

"Damn, that swagasian is looking fucking dope in his dad's audi wearing that Louis Shirt wit his Gucci Sidebag."

"Fucking swagasian took my spot in UofT cause his dad is a shareholder in Mercedes"

by Dale Repton October 3, 2017