svitzer

It is the word used to describe hot irritability of one's pubic region due to severe thrusting of pelvic regions. It can also be substituted to describe any sort of irritable situation. The term is in fact only acceptable 99.9% worldwide. The small nation of J Drury in southern Sydney, Australia resent it; they even refuse to acknowledge its existence

F**K I'm svitzing like a svitzer in this svitzer!

or

Dr. Hankle : oh bother, i am wearing a wetsuit and a rather dashing lasse has walked past...oh dear....by SVITZER this sucks!

by Dr. Cornwallas March 11, 2008

svitzer

A word used to express a jovial disdain for something or to draw attention to a faux pas, often followed by flatulent noises produced by the mouth or gregarious farting prior to or after use of the term.

Steve: Dude, did you get a load of that guy asking to borrow your fork? What a svitzer

by Rob zc March 11, 2008

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Playing Switzerland

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".

Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!

by swisstoblerone June 10, 2010

being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war

Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland

by p00f4ce December 23, 2012

Spitzering

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

switzerland

Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.

"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"

by George99 April 22, 2007