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It is the word used to describe hot irritability of one's pubic region due to severe thrusting of pelvic regions. It can also be substituted to describe any sort of irritable situation. The term is in fact only acceptable 99.9% worldwide. The small nation of J Drury in southern Sydney, Australia resent it; they even refuse to acknowledge its existence
F**K I'm svitzing like a svitzer in this svitzer!

or

Dr. Hankle : oh bother, i am wearing a wetsuit and a rather dashing lasse has walked past...oh dear....by SVITZER this sucks!
svitzer by Dr. Cornwallas March 11, 2008
Words you can keep
A word used to express a jovial disdain for something or to draw attention to a faux pas, often followed by flatulent noises produced by the mouth or gregarious farting prior to or after use of the term.
Steve: Dude, did you get a load of that guy asking to borrow your fork? What a svitzer
svitzer by Rob zc March 11, 2008
Related Words
a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.
careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.
spitzered by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Playing Switzerland 

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".
Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!

being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war
Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland
being switzerland by p00f4ce December 23, 2012

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

switzerland

Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.
"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"
switzerland by George99 April 22, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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