Switzer 

To have little or no penis

Small enough to not be aloud on ride

watch men wrestle for fun

A girl came up to me and said a have a Switzer.

I tried to get on the ride but i was Switzered and had to go home and beat off.

Do you wanna Switzer this weekend?

Switzer by Harry norman bush October 15, 2009

Switzer 

Someone who sees the world through a colorful spectrum. Wild some days and calm and relaxed on others. Loves hanging out with many people and is very sympathetic. Very good in bed too

She told me she wasn't going to marry me because i wasn't as Switzer as she expected.

Switzer by Cr3ycr3y November 23, 2021

Switzer Fellow 

A total and complete badass, particularly as it relates to changing the world for the better. Most often recognized for leadership capabilities in the environmental realm, the Switzer Foundation has been known to award their prestigious fellowships to individuals who advance sustainability in other ways, such as environmental justice.

"Hey, did you see that special on PBS where that Switzer Fellow was bashing the new coal plant proposed in the low rent district?" "Yeah, that total badass will help save thousands of poor kids from exposure to pollution."

Switzer Fellow by boozylabelle January 11, 2012

dirty switzer 

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!

We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer

dirty switzer by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016

Mrs.Switzer 

A 7C science teacher at Andersen Middle school. Laughs like a witch and is really mad all the time.

Mrs.Switzer is crazy!

Mrs.Switzer by bhaddie2222 October 9, 2019

Giving a Switzer 

When you only have to eat someone's ass once for it to be effective.

Tim: So, have you been eating that ass rightly, daily and nightly?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?

Giving a Switzer by Jawabreaker March 28, 2019

Amanda Switzer 

Heey Guurl, I know you're reading this, and I'm gonna be watching you smile ;) BUT HEY first onee :)

Amanda Switzer is reading it right now!

Amanda Switzer by GobbleGobble3000 August 22, 2012