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sus-pended

when the vice principal thinks your sus and gets you suspended
I got sus-pended because did not have a hall pass in the hall in class time.
by Flubsteak October 27, 2020
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Permanently Suspended

Used to describe a person that is taking so much dick that their feet never touch the ground. To literally be hanging off of a penis.
He'll be getting fucked so much in prison that his feet will never touch the ground, he'll be permanently suspended.
by Hnnng July 17, 2018
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Suspended Congress

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
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Permanently Suspended

East coast gay slang for a gay taker slut - supposedly suggesting that the person never spends any time other than hanging off a penis.
"Hey, is Jim coming to karaoke tonight?"
"Naw, man, ever since he moved in with Alan and his roommates he's permanently suspended."
by BaileyGay July 19, 2018
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belt-and-suspenders man

A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)
Lars, a real belt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".
by Rex Cavendish February 9, 2005
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Suspended luther

A sex position in which the male performer is carefully suspended by the females vaginal pubes. In this position, the female slowly shits on the suspended male, forcing him to swallow the feces whilst he masturbates.
"Hey Jenny! Would you like to perform a suspended luther with me on Thursday? Don't shave!"
by ColonelCupcake August 18, 2016
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Rainbow suspenders

Suspenders that have the colors of the rainbow.
Homer: "So, how 'bout those rainbow suspenders, huh? Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?"
by Shady51 March 23, 2004
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