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For Suresies by Anna Kasabyan January 8, 2009
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How To: Surpise Sex
Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!
How To: Surpise Sex by MistressHowTo:) May 21, 2010
backdoor surpise
backdoor surpise by JamesBong February 3, 2004
sursie
sursie by Celestial Reasonings December 26, 2015
unicorn surprsie
During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.
unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.
unicorn surprsie by KickenChicken October 13, 2011
chupacabra surpise
When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.
chupacabra surpise by Charile Murphy September 26, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.