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surprize sex 

a fail way of spelling surprise sex.
surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.
surprize sex by notsuck1 September 12, 2009
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surprize sex 

"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.
surprize sex by espannnnna07 December 9, 2008

Surprize Sex 

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*

Girl: FIRE!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*
Surprize Sex by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Surprise Sex Ninja 

A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.

surprise sex 

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant

Surprise Sex Ninja 

Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).
Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
Surprise Sex Ninja by Lacrox September 18, 2004

surprise sex 

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
surprise sex by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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